14 missed calls later.

This took forever and a day to upload. Cause well, the internet is being super gay. And well it likes to fuck with my mind every so often. More often than it should, but oh well. It's not like people don't like to fuck with me from time to time anyways.

I went up to the city hall/courts to pay my speeding ticket fine today. And well it was fucking hot. The hop, skip, and jump to the door about killed me. Why must it be so hot? Had to fork over 108 bucks to some chick that hates her job. But don't we all. Defensive driving here I come.

The other night at work, I'm breaking down break packs and this guy I hardly ever work with starts preaching the word of God to me. It's not that I don't believe in God and the afterlife. There's a reason, I don't go to church. CHRISTIANS. I'm at work buddy, let's not get into how many times I've read the bible or been to church. I don't need your guidance on how to live my life, okay? I've survived 21 years so far, I think I'm doing okay. Freedom of religion, doesn't mean you can shove it down my throat. I see myself as a free thinker, and well I'm open about a lot of things. But religion just isn't something you get into while you are at work, and especially with someone you know little about. I should have countered his gospel, with my love of the democratic party and the right to choose. Where's Lewis Black when you need him? Sometimes I wonder why I'm even in Texas. I was so born in the wrong part of the country. Or hell, sometimes I wonder if I'm an American.

Okay, so my internet just went all stupid on me again. So I'’m typing this on Microsoft Works. I'm stalling, hoping the internet will hurry it'’s ass a long so I can finish this and get to bed. Sorry Lorna, if you think I totally just cut you off. Blame Drake. He totally flew out and cut my internet off.

Okay, so now that the internet is back in action, I can'’t find my fucking phone. Does this ever end?

(It's four in the morning, and well that pic amused me to no end.)