Myspace made her do it.

Embarrassing is sitting at the drive-up window at CVS while your grandmother bitches at the poor girl working the window. Embarrassing is when you realize that your grandmother has accumulated a line that now involves 4 or more cars. Embarrassing is when the manager guy has to come and calm your grandmother down. Embarrassing is when the poor manager accidentally slips and calls your grandmother's medication NorvASS, several times over. Embarrassing is when you realize you've been laughing at the scene for more than 10 minutes. Embarrassing is when your grandmother has yet to calm down when you sit down for dinner at a local po-dunk restaurant.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud [literally] at the scene that played before my eyes today when I went with my grandmother to pick up one of her prescriptions. Something about watching your grandmother try and lay the smackdown on some young chick who probably didn't have a clue as to what she was doing anyway, made my day. I tried so hard to control myself, but after that guy said "NorvASS", I lost it. I started laughing within, my head bobbled as I tried to keep it in, but no longer could I hold it. He said it again, and I laughed even harder. Never again will I make an appearance with my grandmother at CVS. Never I say.

Myspace. Is. Evil. (I've been pimping her all day, it seems.)

Good times my friends...Good times.