Bitches Ain't Shit.

Man I am such a bitch. I've neglected this thing. *Screams to the crowdless crowd.*

Easter. When it comes to insanity, I swear my family tries to out do themselves every year. I had to work and well my grandmother wants us all to get together all at the last minute. She makes all sorts of phone calls and makes this day happen. I get off work and well I'm like so needing a beer, or two, or maybe even a damn 12 pack. Something, anything to help me survive this thing we call a family. No such luck. I sit back and watch from afar. No one seems to mind that we haven't been in the same room since Christmas. Oh well. No one even bothered to tell me that my grandmother's cousin had been in a wreck. When asked why I wasn't told, the response was, "Well I didn't think it was that important." What? I think I care that he could have been seriously hurt.

I got yelled at by this old man the other day at work for dragging his beer through a non existent pool of water. It was rather humorous. I'm sure he was drunk. And did I mention it was funny as hell.

Have you ever needed a laugh so bad that you'll find just about anything humorous? Well I've really been in need of some laughter and have been a bit deprived. Anyway, my brother and I were picking up my mother some dinner the other night. We turned the corner at the drive thru at Taco Bueno and there it is, the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. An old lady had pulled her Buick so crookedly and far away from the window that she had to get out of her car and walk up and pay the cashier guy. She was like on the curb. Windows rolled down my brother and I began to laugh. We couldn't stop laughing. At one point I think I screamed..."Look at that Buick!" Thank God old ladies can't hear. I mean it's not everyday that you see an old pay outside of her car at a drive-thru.
Well that's it for now. I think I'll watch Capote again...or maybe Sideways.

OMG. And for a side note. If all goes well. LA bound.