I'd sleep but I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I should have stopped myself, but it's so damn good. I swear they lace it with crack. And Grey's Anatomy is addictive and well myspace is evil, but don't we know this?You know what pisses me off more than people that can't count or read or don't give a shit about the people around them? Messy women. Not just messy. Let me re-phrase this. Nasty women. I don't use the public restroom, unless I absolutely have to. (Work...where else do you get paid to take a shit?) But women have to be the nastiness species on the planet. Is it that hard to dispose of your used tampon? Or how about peeing in the toilet? Should I be worried about this? And those toilet seat covers...how about flushing them down the toilet when you're done? And flush the damn toilet! I'd rather not view what you just had for lunch. Seriously, we learned this when we were like 2? We're adults. Most of us, and would you leave your bathroom at home looking like that? And God forbid, you teach your children good hygiene. I hope to whatever you find holy, you wash your hands after such an ordeal. I would hope that all those paper towels on the floor are a result of that.
Rant over. Almost. Today's visit to the restroom left me squirming for the rest of the day. Because I refuse to willingly give myself some sort of STD. Not happening. And well I'd rather wet my pants, than itch. Period.
Someone is calling my name....I shall depart...
And the next time you pee in public, take aim. I'd rather not have to stretch my bladder out any more than I have to, just because someone's being lazy and nasty. Help a girl with a small bladder out, mmmk?
6 comments:
OMG I have this debate with people all the time. I firmly believe that people have no business shitting at work. Hello, take it home, cause I sure as hell don't want to smell it. But no, I'll walk into the restroom and there will be like 4 or five people in the stalls just sitting there having a "who is going to shit first contest." Whats even worse is when people bring reading materials into the stall...hello, we know what you're doing in there and that apprently its going to take some amount of time...what is that, an encyclopedia britancia? I won't even go into the peeing on the seat and not cleaning it up business...how about the lack of handwashing?
You have a problem with someone having a bowel movement at work? LOL. Would you rather them hold it, and then shit all over themselves later? Seriously, can you think of any other time that you would get paid to take a shit?
Now I don't believe in reading while doing your business. Just do it. Let's not lengthen the process.
And yes!!!!! Wash your fucking hands. You just touched your unmentionables area...
Yes, its totally disgusting. I do not want to the smell of your shit on me...sorry. There is nothing that makes me gag faster is to hear gunting, farting or the sound of shit hitting the bowl in the stall next to me. Spraying air freshener is a nice touch but doesn't do well to disguise the smell....still smells like ocean breeze shit to me.
Wow. I didn't say I took a shit when everyone else was around. I for one will admit I'm shit shy. I don't poop in front of you, so don't poop in front of me.
But afterall, it's just poop. We all do it. So it shouldn't matter.
I appreciate that you try to poop when no one is around, however someone is still walking into your stench. Is it too much to ask for you to wait until you get home to do your business?
Are you being serious? There's a reason there are public restrooms. Would you rather me do my business on the floor? Or how about on your face? Seriously, we all poop and pee. It all smells, it's a part of life. Get over it.
I'm just saying people need to be cleaner about it.
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