Well, I've been MIA for awhile. It's been an interesting week. I've been so busy with this and that, I haven't had time to think. So many purchases, and my upcoming trip, have kept me running around. I don't think I've ever really stopped, and took a breath. I bought my plane tickets. Which totally makes the trip real now. Cali will never be the same.I always enjoy my trips to LA. I remember flying there back in 2005, for some seminar. And thinking, I'm crazy. I'll never make it home alive. I'm so gonna be scattered over 13 different states. But I went, and had the best time. And then there was the fake trip. Even then, I had so much fun. I only went along with the charade because we were fucking with some chick named Trisha. Is that evil?Who knew she'd play along with such bullshit. It's funny how people actually believed that I was in LA. I mean, are you kidding me? I mean, CJ. I know you read this. HAHA. But I know you aren't posting. I give you more credit than that. Did you really think I would actually come visit you in Chatsworth? The credit was flattering, but nope. Not gonna visit my bestie. I know how sad that makes you. Maybe you should post sometime. For real real. Not for play play. MMMMK?
Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I can't wait for this trip. We have too much on our minds. And it's gonna be a kick ass trip. I'm stoked. 2 weeks bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone else think Ann Coulter is a cunt? Not ashamed to say it. I mean seriously, if anyone's got homosexual tendencies, it's her. Am I shocked that Fox News didn't drop her as a guest? They probably support her bigotry. Man, I sound hateful.
Okay....I think I'm just about done. Wait. Yeah I am. Later loves. Oh wait. Can I hold your flashlight? MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
18 comments:
I do not. LOL. Actually sometimes I really think I do.
SOooo Z...now that your really going to LA...Are you really going to go visit your BFF? Will it be Lunch, Dinner, Dessert, Sleepover maybe!!! I mean just a forewarning...she is one fucking sexy biotch!!!!I am so jealous whenever I am around her....I just wish that God could have given me her looks! Ahhhh the possiblities!!! Maybe Just Maybe...I could have married some hot stud....and had a hot ass family...But wait....Your BFF doesnt have a hot stud...or even an ugly guy for that matter...and no marriage....and well no children! NEVERMIND...i shall just keep my life...cause as we all know I am ONE HOT ASS BITCH that gets EVERYTHING SHE WANTS!!!!
excuse me. I am hot. your just jealous that I kicked you out of the fan club cause you are a skank whose trying to upstage Deidre. Well you can't bitch so get over it.
Jealous of that shitty fanclub? I don't think people pay 20 bucks to see Deidre point to an airplane.
LOL CJ has finally graced us with her presence! Bitch you got a whole lot of nerve claiming ur hotness!!!!! U dont even come close to the word Hot....now ask me how close you get the word Bitch and well you have Hit JACKPOT THERE!!! Yes I am so jealous I was kicked from FC...considering there was never shit to look at cause some DUMB hoe never did her job and updated! LAy off the bottle babe and do some work...it usually increases the pay...And by the way you look...U NEED IT!
Upstage Deidre LOL....Well she does have quite a few years on me...and she is one hot ass....but No one and I mean NO ONE can come close to mine... :)~
Well In the Meantime...I love you CJ...call me sometime..we need to catch up!
HAHA Meli. Tell us how you really feel. I think it's funny that I've never tried to get into the FC but apparently I'm banned for life. Apparently I've hit a nerve, and that totally makes laugh. I love it.
Why thank you Zanne....I truly do love CJ...she is an inspiration to me in many ways! OMG ur banned for life...WTF do u do to get banned for life!!! Its ok...I heard u don't miss much these days...Guess not much has changed since I have been on there!
Either way I want back in...and CJ loves me to death...come to think about it...who doesnt....SOooo I need to cut my ties with you to go and smother her ass with love!!!
I know how can you be banned for life from something you were never a member of? I find that hilarious...
If you ever wanna be besties with any Jammer...you must break ties with your sister. I'd understand. I'd cry for like forever, but I'd understand that you couldn't stay away from Deidre's sense of style.
As for CJ. She's my bestie. DUH.
Dude I soo know She is your bestie...So what do you guys do for fun? Tell Me Tell Me...I really want to know? Do u stalk people? Do u hang out at bars? Do you go to plays? Do you got to Church together and get ashes for Lent? I know I do with my Bestie!!!
You could so get banned from anything u were never part of!!! I was banned from a FC because i was supposedly part of an angels group....LOL go figure!!! So Imagine my reaction! I am like ok angel who? Now i am part of this exquisite, and elegant group called LULAS....Now that is the SHIT!!! Basically its a group that unsexy BITCHES cant get in! Get a face...a better body...and some makeovers and then we'll talk!
Yes Sister love...unfortunatly I must cut my ties with you. I need to pursue my true friends...they are the key to my success. Not that being with you wasnt fun..cause it so was....But Truth be told...I need Deidre's Plaid jacket...and those special earrings...and that PRADA bag (By the way i called that shit first) and those lovely ladies known as Jammers are the only ones that can get me close to it! So its been fun...But I gotz to go!
None of the above Meli. Remember, I broke her fish tank and killed all the fish, and then somehow I saved her life when she had this massive heart attack. It's so what friendships are made of. Then we went for shots of tequila to celebrate. She so drank me under the table. I mean 22 shots is like unthinkable. I was in awe.
Angels? Like wtf is that? I thought angels were good things anyway? Banning people because of their opinions is ummmm......PROFILING. And against the law, I think. HAHA.
And the LULAS is the best group ever, cause well, Zanne says so.
I don't think I could ever forgive you if you left me for that ugly jacket and purse. You just don't do things like that to family. You've crossed the line!!!!!! The guidelines to be clearer. HAHA!
Ohh I effin forgot you broke her fishtank and killed her fish and then electricuted her back to life from her heart attack...What was i thinking...how could I have forgotten that!!! Now that is like a freindship made in heaven...I am jealous!!! Why am I not surprised she beat you in a drinking contest? 22 shots...now that is impressive!! She beat the mexicans around the block from me!
Yeah WTF are Angels and who the hell gave that name? Angels are like suppose to eb super sweet and without sin! I guess I will take that name...Only because the Victoria secret models are called Angels and well....yeah Effin Hot Bitches...I will so spread that I am an Angel...A Victoria Secret one Baby!!! Umm Profiling Period is against the law...no matter how you view it. Ask Lisa...she seems to know all that lawyer shit..she is somewhat of a lawyer i think. In fact she should know better then all of us and inform her friend. But tell me why I can see this coming back and saying reason for profiling is Slandering...and well slandering is agaisnt the law too...BUT there was some slandering going on behind the FC Curtains too...and just enogh witnesses to testify for it.
LULAS is HOt shit..and greatest thing ever cause Zanne says so...and Meli is in it!!!
You need to learn a little somethign about forgiveness....Ok if I want to pursue Dee's Jacket or her fucking Hot ass Prada Purse...I will!!! I mean I have Prada at home...but hey whats one more!! I dont have a plaid jacket though...and I do need one for work. Family will always be here..and i will always love family...But this is serious stuff Z!! i am off to my fun filled journey...I shall miss you! In the meantime I have a song I heard in the movie "Just Friends" for you...its called forgiveness!!
FORGIVENESSSSSSSSSSS....IS MORE THEN SAYING SORRRYYYYYYYYY. TO FORGIVE IS DIVINEEE....SO LETS HAVE A GLASS OF WINE......AND (well not this part but i have to add it in there cause its part of the song) MAKE UP SEX TILL THE END OF TIME...TIME...TIME....TIME....TIME ....TIME!!!
Meli, my dear. Your posts just keep getting longer and longer.
Lisa? Doesn't ring a bell. Oh wait...same chick that found out where Deidre was building her new house purposely. Like wasted precious years of her life to find it? HAHA...Like she has any right to judge on someone's sanity. I'd say the whole J&M fan base was cracked out on something. Hell I'd be lying if I said I was sane. I bet some of these chicas would sell their souls just to see the almighty one more time. Royally fuck themselves over in the ass, just to be in her presence.
It's a rather sad story if you ask me. But that's another blog, another day...
So yeah, 22 shots. I thought I was gonna have to pump her stomach too. I can't always be the hero.
As for angels. I think it's funny that someone, I think Sundi was brave enough to admit it that she bought the fugly things, actually admitted to buying those fug gold earrings that Deidre was wearing...with that FUG plaid jacket. I don't think my heart could stand another siting. Those earrings looked like they were purchased by some street peddler in NYC. I hope they didn't turn her ears green. Better yet, she might want to get herself tested for hepatitis or even HIV. Damn Gina, we trying to kill Ms. Hall...
And while I'm ranting...can I just make a shout out to Jigga boo. I think your a sad sad person. Always finding people to argue with. I guess it's because you fail at life and all. I guess it's your only means of entertainment, as the real people in your life, probably hate you too. But that's okay. Not all people can be winners.
You know, it takes talent to be hated this much...I'm lovin' it.
Make up sex? To end of TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME?
I'd rather get fucked in the butt for taco bell...
LOL Zee My Love...your post was just as long!!! I will make this simple and Sweet! :)
Yes that Lisa...Although I did not know she went and broke confidential rules to find out where the Almighty Beauty lives...Thats just Psychotic Crazy Hot!!! I love it!!! Though who would go thru that much trouble to do that...all she had to was tell her Bestie to drive her there..its not like she wouldnt have told her the address.
I am still stunned at 22 shots...I am shocked you didnt pump the tummy! You are her true hero and She loves you for that!
Hey hey Hey now...i happened to Like those earrings you call Fug! Miss Hall is quite the religious woman and enjoys having angels bless her ears. I would so wear them!! Stop lying Zee...you know u love them and ur jealous. Her Plaid Jacket is too die for...I so need that on m buy list! I went shopping yesterday but I no find it :( And stop spreading rumors about Dee and HIV before you know it...its going to be everywhere!
Who the Eff is Jiggaboo?!?!?!?! JIGGS! LOL Now now we must all learn to love and forget!! FORGIVNESS!!!!!!
Ummm the make up sex was part of the song ass monkey!!!! I was not singing that to you....Are you nuts?!
ZEEEEEEEEE You want to get banged in the butthole for TACO BELL!!! wHHHAAAAATTTT???!?!?! Well your a cheap date? I have someone who might be intersted in you? LOL I simply kidding!
LOL Zee My Love...your post was just as long!!! I will make this simple and Sweet! :)
Yes that Lisa...Although I did not know she went and broke confidential rules to find out where the Almighty Beauty lives...Thats just Psychotic Crazy Hot!!! I love it!!! Though who would go thru that much trouble to do that...all she had to was tell her Bestie to drive her there..its not like she wouldnt have told her the address.
I am still stunned at 22 shots...I am shocked you didnt pump the tummy! You are her true hero and She loves you for that!
Hey hey Hey now...i happened to Like those earrings you call Fug! Miss Hall is quite the religious woman and enjoys having angels bless her ears. I would so wear them!! Stop lying Zee...you know u love them and ur jealous. Her Plaid Jacket is too die for...I so need that on m buy list! I went shopping yesterday but I no find it :( And stop spreading rumors about Dee and HIV before you know it...its going to be everywhere!
Who the Eff is Jiggaboo?!?!?!?! JIGGS! LOL Now now we must all learn to love and forget!! FORGIVNESS!!!!!!
Ummm the make up sex was part of the song ass monkey!!!! I was not singing that to you....Are you nuts?!
ZEEEEEEEEE You want to get banged in the butthole for TACO BELL!!! wHHHAAAAATTTT???!?!?! Well your a cheap date? I have someone who might be intersted in you? LOL I simply kidding!
DUDE this thing is bootleg..it posted my comment TWICE!!! Nice Effin system....oooh and I just wanted to say...Erase my second post...And And And I lied when i said I would keep it short and Sweet...I am Meli...I gaureentee to make it worth while and worth all your time :)~ HOTTTT!!!
Ok i am done being a comment whore to you...I got to go back to work...Chow Bella!
Forgiveness? I'll have to think about it. I like driving people nuts. So much fun...
I said I would rather get fucked in the butt for taco bell, than have make up sex with a certain group of somebodies...haha. I'm not that cheap of a date. Gees. Give me credit than that.
It's not my fault you hit publish twice...so there...
*more credit. (muh bad)
HAHAHA remember this?
A= abusive
N= no respect
G= gazette full of nonsense
E= evil
L= loser
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