I'm too tired for sleep.

It gets harder and harder for me to sleep at night. Not sure what the big deal is, but I really need to sleep during normal hours of the day. It's not that I'm not tired, I am, I just can't make myself go to bed. When I do make it to bed, I toss and turn, making it really impossible to sleep anyway.

Tonight's no different. Well, I probably would be asleep, if it wasn't for my dumbass cute as can be cat. I swear, he infuriates me and makes me love him all in the same moment. About 30 minutes ago, while sitting up on my desk like he usually does while I'm surfing the net, he decides that for no apparent reason, he's gonna knock my Dr. Pepper off the desk onto a pile of blank CD's. It's never been so liberating to throw a cat half way across the room, and watch him run zig-zags across the living room floor, as it was just minutes ago. But then of course he comes tip-toeing back to me with his head hunkered almost to the floor. Of course it's a cuddle moment, and I feel bad for the whole thing. Damn that pussy. But I love him just the same.

Okay, so now the internet decides that it too, would like to be an asshole tonight. Randomly it just likes to not work. I pay enough for it, do your fucking job. I would have probably thrown the cat again, if this had lasted more than two minutes. I swear, I don't think it's my day so far.

Sleep, must sleep.

P.S. The Easy Bake Oven recall is stupid. If your kid is stupid enough to stick their hand inside an oven, maybe you should invest in some sort of mental facility.

P.S.S. My dreams too are getting crazier. The other night, I dreamed that work wanted me to deliver a 3 pack of batteries somewhere in an 18 wheeler truck. I ended up getting lost, and not being able to drive the truck, so my mother helped. And we ended up at some cabin with a waterfall. So random.

P.S. S. S. Days of our Lives is horrible as ever. John was so gonna break out into a song. I know it. The way he talked. So weird.