Monday, February 12, 2007

Dirty little secrets.

So I saw this somewhere else, and I thought it would be fun. Anonymously of course, tell the world one or more of your dirty little secrets. Something you wouldn't normally bust out into a conversation. I saw some pretty crazy responses. I think it will be fun. I won't know who you are. So be brave, or make me laugh. Your choice.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't sit down on public toilets for fear of who and what has been there before me.....

Anonymous said...

I refuse to go to the bathroom in a public restroom if someone else is in there with me....unless there is some kind of music playing in the background.

Anonymous said...

LOL, me too!!!

Anonymous said...

I secretly would like to date a married individual, and break up a marriage. Being the dirty mistress sounds like fun.

Anonymous said...

I like to fart in public, and leave people with the stench.

Anonymous said...

No one knows who I really am.

Anonymous said...

I'm secretly in love with you Zanne and just can't get the nerve to tell you to your face. You would be shocked because of how much we talk. I think you believe that I tell you everything, but I guess not everything! I'm scared of rejection.

Anonymous said...

The baby would be three in April.

Anonymous said...

I love to masturbate while watching J&M scenes......HOTTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't feel worthy of your friendship.

Anonymous said...

I like nudity, in all it's form. I wish I lived near a nudist colony.

Anonymous said...

I lied to someone about a friend, when I really should have just been straight up with the person.

Anonymous said...

I know my boss is fucking around with a married man, I say nothing.

Anonymous said...

I have a huge collection of beanie babies.

Anonymous said...

I have the diabeetus.

Anonymous said...

I become quite obsessive over small things.

Anonymous said...

...and I still cry at the end of Titanic. In fact, I cry at a lot of sappy movies.

Anonymous said...

I don't cry. Most of the time I feel nothing.

Anonymous said...

I see dead people!

Anonymous said...

i really did witness drake hogestyn and deidre hall kiss in private

Anonymous said...

Deidre and Drake adulterous sluts? Where have I heard that?

Anonymous said...

I have more than 5 vibrators.

Anonymous said...

When my friend moved out of state for her job, I kept her boyfriend company. Sexually of course.

Anonymous said...

I put pictures of Deidre Hall under my pillow when I sleep.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand brad pitt and think he's ugly.

Anonymous said...

I think Brad and Angelina are a wonderful couple. Fuck Jennifer Aniston.

Anonymous said...

I am currently dating Steve Sohmer

Anonymous said...

my initials are CJP

Anonymous said...

My initials are SNF. OMG.

Anonymous said...

I just googled Steve Sohmer, I'm not a soap opera fanatic live Zee here is.

SO GROSS!

But anyway, when I'm depressed I eat butter. I think of it as it's furthering my process of being an ugly and pathetic person.

Anonymous said...

I am past my thirties and I still piss my bed

Anonymous said...

I have quite the collection of porn. Hardcore, softcore, girl on girl, man on man, the more people involved the better...

Anonymous said...

I enjoy making people as uncomfortable as possible.

Anonymous said...

I moved out of state, to hide from the embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

I wish i was a tree

Anonymous said...

I was once a man

Anonymous said...

I know what you did last summer

Anonymous said...

I love to pick my nose and eat it

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel like I'm better off dead.

Anonymous said...

I sell days tapes to Dee fans and half of them don't show clean but screw them I get pay still ahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I secretly hate people who can't type or speak English.

Does that make me a bigot? Do I need to go to rehab?

Anonymous said...

I am afraid to fly... and I am afraid to drive on the freeway!

Anonymous said...

I'm jealous.

Anonymous said...

I take John and Marlena fan fiction tooooooooo seriously.

Anonymous said...

i love to stalk my favorite people, you would be amazed how much garbage I've collected outside their old residence. One more blow job and I will know the new address

Anonymous said...

I wanna shave my head too ya'll!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think you're too bold.

Anonymous said...

I've been farting non-stop 2 weeks now

Anonymous said...

I can't stop saying yowza.

Anonymous said...

I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy

Anonymous said...

I think Tom Brokaw is sexy...

Anonymous said...

I wish I could sleep with the Rev. Al Sharpton......talk about SEXY!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm 45 years old and still a virgin and have never seen a penis. The thought of something that powerful scares me. I'm afraid that I'm going to die a virgin.

Anonymous said...

My shit does not stink.

Anonymous said...

I masturbate in public.

Anonymous said...

I am more powerful than you think I am.

Anonymous said...

I have a subscription to Hustler magazine.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather die, than live the pain of losing anyone else.