The awesomeness that is Zee.

Random facts about me, Zee.

• Twice, when I worked at a movie theater I was burned. The second occurrence left a scar on my right boob, which for weeks hurt like hell. I'm thankful that the scar no longer looks like a third nipple.
  
• I was head butted once in a fight, that left a tiny scar on my nose.
  
• I was caught flashing my goods to the neighbor kid, when I was four. Hey, we had a deal. He'd show me his, I'd show him mine.
  
• I once owned a cat named Sugarfoot. She liked to perch on my head. I didn't like it so much.
• In the sixth grade, I wanted to Save the Trees. Which left me with a silent lunch. Apparently that's not a good reason not to do your homework.
• My senior year, I skipped 4th period everyday. I question, who ever went to study hall anyway? I also thought advanced PE would be a great class.
  
• My friend Akerra and I, thought all night trips around Bristol would be awesome. Sleeping in your car sucks ass.
  
• I don't remember a thing about my graduation party.
  
• When I played basketball in the 4th grade, this one chick kept bumping into me on purpose, so I hit her. Flat out punched her in the gut. Unfortunately, I was kicked out of the game. My coach later gave me a high five.
  
• I once wished death on my mother's Rod Stewart tape. Seconds later, it starting spitting the tape from the radio. I now believe in God.
• I now like Rod Stewart.
• My dad left my brother and myself at Walmart once. He was drunk. I was sober. And well, he was later arrested. The beginning of the end bitches.
• I'm a night owl. Have you noticed?
• I once was obsessed with fish. I had to have them, and my huge tank had to be clean. None of that algae nastiness. My biggest fish, Bodacious, grew to be the size of my two fists put together. He later died. And he wouldn't flush down the toilet. He had to be buried. Poor guy.
• Much to the surprise of others, I don't stalk celebrities.
• Abba songs always make me dance.
• I used to tivo the Match Game, when I had Game Show Network.
• I can do the Xena, Warrior Princess, call...scream, yell..whatever you want to call it.
• I used to want to be a WWF, wrestler. Back when it was WWF. I was 7. Don't ask.
• One of Garth Brooks CD's was the very first CD I ever owned. I hold my head in shame to this day.
• I once got Gak stuck in my hair. Remember that shit?
  
• I sing in the shower like no one's listening.
• The President of Nascar graduated from the same high school I graduated from. Does that tell you anything?
• My name actually scrolled across the bottom of a Days of our Lives episode once. It happened to be the 10,000 episode. So um yeah, I'm hot shit. I even got this cool bracelet.
• I am a Lulas. A group that consists of the most elite people ever. Gotta love our matching bells.
• I secretly want to vacation in Twitty City.
• I like carrots.
  
• My cat could kick your cat's ass.
• I laugh every time I'm in an elevator. It's just spontaneous. The more I coach myself not to laugh, the more I do. It's rather amusing, and makes people uncomfortable.
• Escalator's scare me, as do birds.
• Fireworks, used to be a family tradition. One Fourth of July, we accidentally set a portion of a field on fire. We quickly extinguished the fire. But not before, my aunt ran into some lose barbed wire, my uncle chipped his tooth, and mom cursed my dad for laughing. Oh those were the days.
• I used to think Jaws was scary.
• I don't enjoy large open bodies of water. My imagination gets the best of me. But I love to swim. Pools. Only pools.
• I've gone Greyhound.
• I'm a horrible bowler. I once bowled a 9.
• Smut amuses me.
  
• Recently thumbing through old family photos, it was brought to my attention, that I did indeed sport a look similar to Dorothy Hammil. Bob cut and a windbreaker set. Oh was I cool.
• My mother enjoyed dressing my brother and I up in matching Halloween costumes. One year he was Kenny Rogers and I was Dolly Parton. My mother should have been stopped.
• Speaking of Dolly. I've seen her in concert, and have been to Dollywood. Both left sour tastes in my mouth.
• Though I'm terrified of heights, I love rollercoasters. My senior year, our senior trip to Dollywood (don't get me started) resulted in a bunch of us getting our teachers and principal to ride the Tennessee Tornado. Which resulted in some great photos. Reminder: Never open your mouth while riding a rollercoaster.
• I'm a sucker for myspace and its stupid little surveys.
• I sometimes will break out into a British accent.
  
• I took chorus my senior year of high school, because all the cool kids were doing it. I am now the champion of lip syncing.
• I have a weakness for shiny pretty things.
• I once saved a mouse from a glue trap, took him home to grandma, only to almost give her a heart attack. Apparently she doesn't like mice. Who knew?
• Randomly when I make fun of people, I give them a funny accent or voice. Usually they end up sounding rather manly and southern.
  
• I find the icon above, hilarious. And maybe true...
  

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