Middle America is so deliciously white trash. It's rather funny to witness two very grown men, almost beat the shit out of each other in line at Walmart. And it's not like it was really a good reason to fight. The cashier pissed off this guy. She was basically doing her job. He precedes to yell, because he's paranoid, and well she ignores him, like we all do. He doesn't find this amusing. He starts he tirade. Another man, who should have kept his mouth shut, tries to save the damsel in distress. Angry man is not pleased. Tells hero, to shut his and I quote, "fucking pie hole", and takes a few steps towards the hero. Hero grabs a divider, and tells the man to bring it on. I stand in the background, wondering why he chose a plastic divider as a weapon. His hostility with this piece of plastic makes me erupt into a fit of laughter. You should have seen this tiny man trying to pull such a stunt. He's no Chuck. But props for trying.15 minutes prior to this. Crazy Meth lady. Let's just say, she was CRAZY.
I always love talking politics to random Texans. And what a breath of fresh air when they're democrats. This guy and I proceeded to talk about recycling, what a moron W is, and well how excited we were that Hilary announced (well more him! Like I've never known a man to even like Hilary. Dad used to have a friend, that had this Hilary doll hanging from a nuse in his basement. Sorry for the tangent. I'm sure you needed to know this.) her candidacy for the presidency. He's more Barrack. Which is another amazing hopeful too. I think we pissed off the republican behind him. I'm so ready for 2008! Which reminds me. I need to watch the state of the union. Yes, I tivo'd that nonsense. I need to know what bullshit he spewed tonight. Must make fun, or weep for our nation.
I've rediscovered my love for gatorade. That is all.
Peace out.
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