So far, 2007 is Spiffy!

So um, Happy New Year. Anyone do something totally amazing so far this year? I worked. Doesn't that sound super? And I totally broke my favorite bra. The wire just snapped. Like seriously, I pay enough for you, let's hold the titties in. I should throw you away, because I'm tired of you. Not because you failed your one and only mission in this lifetime. Seriously. I'm just totally disappointed. How can you possibly fail the one thing your put on this earth to do? They just don't make things like they used to. And now, look. I sound old....fuck. you. bra. I. hate. you.

Jami picked me up, as I was pulling into the driveway tonight. How grand is that? She kidnapped me, and took me to her place, where we argued on whether the new Target still had a snack bar. Turns out, they do. We actually drove the pointless 10 minutes to see. Where I purchased some Jone's soda and some tasty cashews. I pretty much had every book they had to offer, so I walked away bookless. Tear :( There was this one obnoxious guy that was playing this keyboard really loud. And when we walked by, and he said, "hey ladies!", I really felt like throwing something heavy at him. Seriously, do people always try that hard to make themselves look like complete asses in public? Or how about the cutest little girl, that insisted on grabbing my hand and introducing me to her mother? Man that's a real fast way to lose your cute kid. I don't really like children all that much, but this little girl was cute, but not cute enough to make me want one...But alas, I swear, I love the new Target. It makes me happy. The impulse shopper in me, hates it. Oh well...She doesn't count.

So that my friends, was the start of my year. I bought new underwear, and visited Target, just to prove that there was indeed, still a snack bar. Tootles.