Go, speed racer, go...

Well it happened today. I officially have a driving record. I got my first speeding ticket. I handled myself really well. My brother was with me and well he kept making me laugh. The cop guy went back to his car and Ryan's all like, "I should tell him to pull over real criminals." And of course, I can't hold in the laughter. Then he's like, "Wonder if he would be offended if you asked him out for donuts." I don't feel like getting cuffed and beaten with a night stick. I'm not that kinky. So, who's gonna donate money to the "Help pay for Zanne's speeding ticket."? I'll love you forever.

So if anyone has any doubt on what my name is. It's Suzanne. I promise. Some call me Suz, others Suzi, and well the most popular as of late...Zanne. But enough of that.

Oh and I officially made it to the top of a shitlist. And well I'm loving it. Who knew life would be so much fun? Wouldn't have it any other way, and hell yes I'd do it all over again.

So I'm tired. And well going off to stir up some more shit. This freak has a freakshow to attend.

Much love to the haters.