By now I think everyone I know or whoever reads this thing knows I'm a soap opera fan. I've grown up watching them...sad I know. Today this woman buys Soap Opera Digest at work. To be nice, I started up a conversation and asked her what soap she watched. She proceeds to tell me Days of our Lives, which of course is the one I watch religiously, when the writing/acting doesn't suck. She then is like I'm the biggest John and Kate fan. Okay she's a loser. I had no intentions of telling her who my couple was until she asked. I'm so not lying and saying John and Kate, because well, that's just wrong. So I say John and Marlena. And it was like I threw her milk into her basket. She hissed at me!!!! H.I.S.S.E.D.!!!!!! Over a couple on a daytime drama. Is that really necessary? I'm not a crazy ass Jammer. I don't hiss at people, I'm sure as hell not going to hunt out an actress' star on the walk of fame and tamper with her star, and I don't find humor in making fun of someone because they choose to paint two of their fingernails. That's beside the point. People need to grow up, when it comes to Soap Opera's. It's just a show. Let me repeat that. Just. A. Show. So speaking of work. I like my change of pace. Customers can really bug the shit out of me, but I've learned to block them out. You have the occasional delusional asshole, but most of the time people are genuinely nice and tell you their life story. Today, I had a man try and explain to me why he was buying an enema. No thank you. Or how about the old people that bought condoms. Okay, I think it's cute that you are practicing safe sex. But you're married and over the age of 70. I don't think you need them anymore. But that's just me.
Anyway, Happy belated Mother's Day to all you mother's out there.
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And my co-worker would agree too. She was like, crazy bitch.
*snark!*
I love it.
And hey we are all not hissers;)We certainly dont stalk people either.
I just started laughing all over again with the its that car again "GET DOWN"
Tina*
Oh Tina. I love ya.
What do you mean you don't stalk Lauren Koslow? You don't drive by her house at random hours of the night, in a turquoise car, screaming "Lauren I want to have your babies!!!"? You really need to question your fandom then. Because it doesn't sound like you're a true fan. I'm just saying...
But I must say, most Jate fans excluding the hissing one, have been much nicer to me. And for that, I'm thankful.
Breathe mint. Not really that necessary. She wasn't that close to my face. I probably would have been fired if she had been.
As for the star. I have no words really. Oh wait, yes I do. Get a life.
It would have been really nice if I could have atleast hissed back at her. But I was good. I really wanted to throw some punches, but I can't spend any more time in prison.
Kidding...I've never been to prison. Or have I?
And word for your word.
You should have bitch slapped her and then said my hand slipped.
These friggen ppl need to get lives.
I wanted too. I really did. But for once in my life, I wasn't evil.
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