Kiss it, and make it all better.

I think I forgot to mention, that I got bit by my dog the other day. It was totally by accident, and my poor dog felt horrible. He's been moping around, and following me around where ever I go in the house. And I must say, it's very sweet. But damn, my fingers hurt like hell. I took the bandaids off today, just to give them some air, and I probably should have gotten stitches on my index finger. I've taken a pic of them, but I can't seem to get the pic on the computer. Stupid Razr. Anyway, I'm so going to have this nasty scar when it heals. Okay so I lied. My Razr isn't as stupid as I originally thought. See what turning off a phone can do? Miracle's happen, once in a while. Sometimes I wonder about technology, and more important, the real people behind it.

The fingers. Yes the fingers. I told you they were nasty looking. Sorry it's blurry. It's the best I could do on such short notice. You should have seen them on Monday! OMG. They bled, and bled some more. I literally had to sit on the edge of the tub and hold my head between my legs, so I wouldn't pass out. While wrapping a towel around my hand. Needless to say, I didn't need a transfusion.

I need to come up with some neat story about how I got injured. Getting bit by a doxie sounds so, well ya know, lame. I guess it could be my own tribute to David Bowie. But no, that's kind of already been done. Don't want to be ridiculed for some stupid lame ass reason. Or maybe I could just say, well I like to cut myself. Okay that just sounds sadistic. Okay, the dog excuse will have to do, for now. Until someone comes up with someone comes up with something clever to say.

Three updates in one day. That will so never happen again! It's amazing what you can type when you have two fingers out of commission.