You don't know me. Really.

My shoulder hurts. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could feel sorry for me, and send your get well vibes and kisses my way. Cause well I am so being a baby about it, and I'm sure everyone around me is wanting me to stop whining. Yep, I'm pretty sure about that.

Did it really have to rain today and be cold? I really don't think it can choose to be both. How about one or the other? Really it makes more since. Because I hate having to bundle up and have to carry an umbrella around where ever I go. It's just inconvenient, if you ask me. But who's asking me. That God of ours is such a trickster. Always pulling out the moves to make things complicated.

O.M.G. American Idol, I hold my head low. I'm addicted. Don't tell anyone this, but I actually voted for someone for the first time since the show started. I can't believe this, hell must be freezing over, and I blame my mother. She's the one that moved down here and got me to watch it last season. And now I get upset if I miss any of it. I'm really such a disappointment. And is it bad, when I get a kick out of Simon slammin' some of these people? I think it's hilarious. And half the time I agree with what he has to say. I spent several minutes texting in my favorites, and well they happened to the last performers for each night. I'm so diggin' Taylor. I'm dying for him to sing "Get Rhythm" by Johnny Cash. He would blow the roof off the place. I think he could so do the song justice. I can't remember the chick's name that I liked. Downside, I think she looks like Katie Holmes. She should so work that out with her surgeon when she becomes famous. I really would like one of those chicks to pull off some Mazzy Star...they'd probably just butcher her songs, so it's not really worth it. Is it really a coincidence that Simon and I like the same people? I think not. I rock just as hard as he does, if not harder. Simon and Zanne? Supercouple? I think we have a chance. Look and Britney and Kevin...or not. (They should really go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney...but you didn't hear that from me...)

But really.