I'm not cynical...I'm really not. (hey! don't roll your eyes at me....)

So it's Valentine's Day. Whoopdifreakindo. (Is that even a word?) I swear it's a just a marketing scheme. Restaurants, Walmart, and Hallmark all get together and see how much shit they can sell. How many people do you hear say "I don't have a date...blah blah blah...I will have a date with someone by February 14th." So stupid. Why go on a date with just anyone? Especially someone you don't really even know. Why go on a date just to say that you have a date for Valentine's Day. Pointless, and shows just how weak some people are. That's just society telling you that you need a man/woman attached to you to be strong. Society should really butt out of things...don't ya think?

For the real couples on Valentine's Day...I hope you had a wonderful time. I think all these last minute dates and thrown together couples make this day so cheesy and over rated...so for the people who are actually in love...more power to ya. This is your day, and I hope you had tons of sex, and ate chocolate until you puked. Oh and don't forget to wear a condom...Why do you think we have so many November babies? I'll give you one guess.

So guess who won't be having a baby come November...ME! And think God! So if any of you do...I better be God Momma Zanne. (How scary did that just sound?)