I don't want to be a stupid girl.

"Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." Okay, so I never used to sing the song like that. I didn't even know that's the way that song went. I'm ashamed to admit this, but I used to sing..."Blinded by the light. Wrapped like a douche, another rumor in the night." Oh that's embarrassing, but so funny when I think about it. How many times have I shouted this in a crowded room or with a friend driving? I really don't want to know, and if I've shouted this...why didn't you correct me? I guess you enjoy me making an ass out of myself. If I were in your shoes, I probably would do the same, and laughing at you in the process. Just like you're doing to me right now.

One of my wisdom teeth is coming in, and really starting to bug me. Well to relieve some of the pain I put some oragel stuff on my gums. That stuff really numbs your mouth, so much so, I can't really move the left side of my mouth, and well I just drooled all over myself. There you go, have another laugh at my expense. I'm just all over mentally challenged today.

(go ahead. point and laugh.)

Oh I must comment on Britney Spears. If she wasn't dumb before, this whole driving with her kid in her lap takes the cake. You scream you want to make sure your kid is safe, but you don't even bother to put him in his car seat? Yeah that's a real smart statement. I'm sorry, but I don't think anybody is going to actually harm your child. Paparazzi people have morals too. Or at least I hope they do. I think someone needs to move back to Loseranna and take that mooch of a husband with you. Better yet, maybe if you disappeared no one would care. That baby stole my birthday anyway...*hisses*. That kid and I have issues, but he doesn't deserve to be put in danger...(anyone wanna bet that he hisses at her when she tries to hold him? I bet he is just like Stewie Griffin...Britney is his Lois.) Okay this sadly is making me giggle. I need to stop, I have myself in stitches.

Okay, so I'm mean, but did I ever really say that I was nice? I guess I just don't have a high tolerance for ignorant and stupid people. It's one thing if some guy is chasing you with a knife, and you don't have time to put the baby in the car seat. But your body guard is right there, hand him the kid, who in return can turn around and put the baby in the car seat. (I've placed a baby in a carseat from the front of the car.) Think Britney! Use what little brain God gave you. Who said you had to drive. A few pictures of you taken or the safety of your child? Take your pick.

Oh I'm not a huge P!nk fan. But I heard her new song Stupid Girls today on the radio as I was putting down the interstate ever so slowly as people were constantly breaking for no apparent reason. And I literally laughed through the whole song. Very amusing, and very appropriate that I mention it in this post.

Stupid Girls lyrics

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