So I've been kind of bored lately. Make that really bored. Nothing new has gone down in the life of this crazy bitch. I did see Fun With Dick and Jane, and even though some critics told me I best not see it, I thought it was hilarious. Now if I had listened to everyone's negativity, I would have missed out on a good laugh, and a good time with my brother. That's one reason I don't listen to people when it comes to movies, especially critics.
Lyle and I got into a conversation about Sex and the City today, and now I miss the show. I think I might ditch Days of our Lives tomorrow, and just watch Sex all day. I haven't done that in a while. But now the question is, what season to pop into the DVD player? Season 3 and 4 are really good, but I love season 6 too. I totally dig the Carrie and Big affair, but had a soft spot for Aiden. And what about Samantha isn't funny? I love Miranda as well, and how an you not love sweet Charlotte? I find that I relate to Miranda more than the others...being cynical rocks! But you can find yourself in each of the women, and I think that's one of the reasons the show was quite popular. Well and Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth are just awesome!
So yeah, I guess you just witnessed how bored I really am. I'm telling you, the highlight of my day was coming home and checking my email. I then went to see my grandmother and ate a tuna sandwich that I made myself, I even toasted the bread...WOW...that's living. Now I'm sitting here, sipping on a Coca~Cola Classic. Yes, I said Classic. How old school is that? And it's mighty tasty. I prefer Dr. Pepper, but occasionally I like the change, and go for the Coca~Cola Classic. I can play the rebel when I want to.
Rebel, you say rebel? Yes, I walked around Walmart barefoot just to prove a point, even though I can't remember for the life of me what that point was. I even had a teacher in high school convinced that I was dating a 54 year old man. I used to skip fourth period, just because I thought I could. I even stole a crate from exit 14 McDonald's in Abingdon, VA. Akerra and I named him crate and dressed him up in a T-shirt, and buckled him up in the back seat of her car, she drove around with him for weeks. Imagine the look on her mother's face when she had to borrow her car. That was the end of crate as we knew him. I was dared into riding a kiddy helicopter ride in the mall my senior year, don't dare me, I never turn one down. I looked like I was humping the damn thing. Akerra and I used to lie about sleeping over at each other's houses and would just drive around town, Bristol to be exact, all night long, sleeping in our cars. I've never been so tired in my life, but having a blast at the same time. Dude our AIM wars were absolutely hilarious, who needed to work on homework anyway? High school brought out the wild beast in me. Hear me roar.
Okay, I think I just scared you all away.
1 comment:
Well, hello, crazy bitch Z! Crazy wench M signing in, for all that is good and random in the world :D
It sucks that good taste has to prevail ALL OF THE FLUCKING TIME. It shouldn't. I love really heady literature, but I'm not going to read really verbose stuff if I'm brain dead, and need a laugh. It's the same with movies, and TV. I dare anyone to watch "Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind" at 3 in the morning, and make sense out of it, even straight. That was the last movie I got out, to defy the critics, and wOOt! It wasn't even bad taste, the critics just didn't get it- not here, at least. Too much blue hair to get past, and we know that judging by appearances is the first step in honest criticism... :D
I miss Sex and The City. Season 1 and 2, for the hair (great laugh) season 3/4- can't go past it, and season 6- I loved season 6, so I can't give good advice here, not regarding that show. I'd be inclined to say "sit there for the whole day, and watch them all in random order- forget the timeline, and get confused when Aiden suddenly disappears from the scene. I loved them all, but Miranda was easily my favourite. I knew she and Steve were fated to be together after the testicular cancer incident. It was the defining moment, Steve losing one nad. ITA agree with identifying with each woman- sadly, I have less Samantha in me than I would like, but I could work on it.
Toasting bread is not boring, especially if you set the smoke alarm off as I do. I give myself a thrill, I couldn't remember putting it in there, so I'm always pleasantly surprised to hear annoying beeping. Brings me back to reality, every time. Whack some tuna on there, and you're just looking for excitement, if you have a possessed cat eying off your food. Zanne, changing labels on aerated caffeinated beverages just confuses people. Put the classic label on a Dr. Pepper, and see if you can look at it the same way. Rebellion is passing off Diet Coke as Pepsi Max, to the Coke fiends. I have nearly lost an eye over it, but thankfully, they showed mercy.
You had a teacher convinced you were dating a 54 year old man? LMAO!!!
You freakin' crack me up!! Good to know how rebellious you are. The walking through Walmart barefoot is just asking to be arrested. "Are you a vagrant?" ...."Hell nah, I just lost my shoes, tosser"
Did the crate have a name? LMFAO!!! Seems sad, to have spent so much time with a crate, and leave him nameless. My middle sister used to have her friends unbolt street signs, which was not a good idea. Nobody knows where they are going here to begin with, not even locals. I think that was her point, but she can know drink bicardi without stealing signs. We never knew what to do with them, anyway. If I continue, this comment will be a novel, sorry!!!
People that turn down dares should hang their heads in shame. Within reason, of course. There are certain things that should never be attempted.
See, lookies, Zanne! You thought you scared people away, and I got caught up in your randomness!!! With a sigh, I shall depart, before I respond with more of my own randomness.
Signing out as "Crazy Wench".
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