As a female, I think it's only natural that you dream of how the man of your dreams will propose to you. If your me, and watched soaps your whole life, when the times comes I know I'm going to be uberly disappointed. No man will ever compare to John Black and his hopeless romantic heart. I don't think my man will ever whisk me around the world to propose and have a romantic weekend planned all around it. But oh well, a girl can dream can't she? Anyway...With all this said, I never expected it. It was just a normal day, well if you want to get technical, night. But I was updating the good old myspace. And cool, I have a message. Well out of the middle of nowhere, this man Garry from India wants to marry me. WHAT? He wants a contract marriage and says he'll pay for it. Are you kidding me? That's not romantic at all. I mean he could have atleast flown out to see me first. Really over myspace? I bet he wasn't even on one knee when he typed it. If he'd gonna do this, he's gonna have to do this right. Seriously what will tell the kids when they get older...daddy found me on myspace. Fate, I tell you. Just when I thought I couldn't hate myspace anymore, some guy goes and makes an ass out of himself and asks me of all people to marry him. And the sad thing is, someone will say yes. People just don't have morals I tell you, or brains for that matter.
I guess I have one hell of a story to tell next time I start talking about marriage proposals. I'm sure everyone will be awed by my myspace proposal. No carriages or flights out of the country for me. Just messages from some guy named Garry from India who needs a green card. Be still my heart.
6 comments:
You should have asked to see the marriage contract first...Maybe there was money attached to it.
I was lucky and married my romantic John Black, but I'm begining to see from talking with friends what I have is extremely rare. After 12 years of marriage I get flowers every week and poems written.
Don't discount Gary or others like him...maybe they'll turn out to be your John Black.
Awe. I'm so glad that you have your John Black...does he even do the eyebrow thing?
You know he does...only at the most serious of times though.
Does he say "And that's a fact?" Cause if so, he's the total package.
I haven't trained him to say that yet :-) He is much more eloquent than I am, so interesting phrases pop out of his mouth at the most interesting of times.
Oh come on, you have to let him say it, atleast once! For me?
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