The Lucky Charm Bandit Strikes...Again and Again and Again...

So it's safe to say that my neighborhood is no longer safe. Well I correct myself. My neighbor's house is no longer safe. The poor things have been robbed three times in I think two weeks! Okay something fishy is going down and they better not being making it over to my house. Well I guess I wouldn't mind so much, because all this person is taking is food. So what I should really do is make a list of what this asshole should take.

Dear, sir or miss or whatever you may be, could you please take the corn in the back of the pantry, because well we never eat it and two it's been there for quite some time and it could possibly be harmful to your body and well I want you to eat it. And could you please back off the Lucky Charms, I know they're your favorite but I love them to, and if I come to a missing box, well I will hunt you down, and I will have to hurt you. I'm sure you could be up to no good somewhere else so please lay off the Lucky Charms, k? Oh and if you look in the frige, Nanny made some apple pie, I'm sure she would be pissed if you didn't steal some of it. And it's your lucky day there's some ice cream in the freezer. Oh and don't just stop there, make sure to make yourself a glass of milk. And if it's not to much please clean up after yourself? Love, Zanne renter of the house you just robbed.

So I think the cops are going to have a stake out next door. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever. I will so be like next door. I've never witnessed a stake out. Is that even what they are called? I'm so confused, but whatever it is, it's kind of cool. I'm going to be living history. I so hope I'm home when they catch the Lucky Charms Bandit...

*Deidre Hall is by no means the Lucky Charms Bandit. I just liked the picture, and well she is holding Lucky Charms. Even if she was, why the hell would she come all the way out here to rob my neighbors? Seems like she would rob her own neighbors. But I think she could afford food.*