So I really want to know what's running through these people's heads when they audition for American Idol. Some of these people actually think they're good. And this is why the season premiere episode is so good. I don't care if you're not really an American Idol fan, this is the episode to watch. These people come out in front of Simon "My Hero", Paula, and Randy, and completely make an ass out of themselves. Don't they know they have a chance of getting on TV and that every viewer is just going to make fun of them? Chances are, if you are trying out for American Idol, you suck. So save yourself the embarrassment later. Actually don't take my advice, I need a good laugh every now and then. And yes, I'm probably laughing at you. It's your fault. You chose to go on that stupid show. You were totally just asking for it!Work was quite interesting today. My boss totally did something he has time and time again told us we should never do, right in front of me. Does he think I'm retarded? He says one thing, and goes and does the exact opposite. Yeah so that's just not cool. I mean it's one thing if he had actually done what he did for a legitimate reason, but from what I can tell this was just for personal gain. A chance for someone to praise him. Okay, whatever, break your own rules. I'm not pissed.
Other than that great day. Oh I finally got my UPS man at work to have an actual conversation with me. It was amazing. He delivered a bunch of those annoying as fuck AOL discs, and he went into this long rant about he hates AOL. He even mentioned the kids that I'm sure he wants me to mother. He never did mention a wife. So I think I'm in luck. You have to understand. It has taken me almost two years to get this man to speak to me at all. Well I've finally done it, hard work and dedication does pay off. It started with a hello, and somehow ended in bed. Oh the joys I'll have when I'm Mrs. Man in Brown.
*That is not my man in brown...that's just some lame man in brown. My man in brown could so kick that lame man in brown's ass.*
5 comments:
LMFAO....I love Simon !
Loved the tan girl and the Urainian...I am so thankful for the delusional dumbasses willing to humiliate themselves on national television. Without them, I wouldn't have great Tuesday night entertainment.b
Simon so says the things I can never tell these people...so I heart him...
You've never told someone "you have absolutely no business doing XXXX"....Ahhhh so liberating.
you mean our man in brown finally came back? wow! i still only see that young kid. he's so inexperienced. man in brown should take boy in brown under his wing
He finally came back to me. I saw him standing behind the gate, and my heart began to flutter...
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