If I Had the Chance, I'd ask the world to Dance.

Okay is it me or can Texans not drive? I mean is it so hard to accelerate while getting onto the interstate? I just don't understand people. People act like they're taking some kind of tour while driving on I-35. I'm imagining this mini van full of people, "now ladies and gentleman to your right there's a congested exit leading to the Legion of Doom, oh I mean Walmart." "Oh please slow down...MY CAMERA JAMMED!" Presses Break to floor. Move over, get out of my way, your pissing me off. I've used my horn twice and my middle finger has stayed in the upright position...and this is only the beginning of my day.

The rest of the day was okay. Some guy thought it was just hilarious to tap the glass while I was getting his tickets. What am I? An elephant at the zoo? Here, let me give you peanuts to throw at me. Or what about the really mature prank call I got? Do people really have no lives? Oh let's call and harass Zanne, make her night more interesting. I will admit, I was bored and his middle eastern accent was really horrible. I mean if your gonna prank call me...Prank Call me. Don't make it so fucking noticeable that I don't laugh. Trick me! Make me laugh, I enjoy a good joke every now and then.

So I get off work and step outside...WTF...It's like 20 degrees. I'm so not prepared for this. When I left my house it was sunny and warm and just right. My weatherman sucks! Where's Chuck Norris when I need him to roundhouse kick Troy Dungan in the face?

If that's not bad enough, I have to get gas. My low fuel light is blinking and mocking me. So once again I have to get out of the warmth of my car to pump gas. But on a better note, I paid $1.92 a gallon. I took a double take. When was the last time you you saw gas that cheap? I'm laughing because that's not really cheap. I remember a time when I had a president that liked to get blow jobs and gas was below a dollar. But anyway, I was so excited that I left the radio on and jammed to "Dancing With Myself ." Hey the dance kept me warm. And Billy Idol rocks.

Good times. Good times.