I pity the fool...that get's me Soap on a Rope.

I really hate people sometimes. With Christmas less than 10 days away, all people can think about is what they are getting for Christmas, and what to buy. It just makes me sick. I got into a conversation with someone who won't be named, and all they could talk about was what they were getting and they were so excited. They precededto ask me what I had asked for. And I was like a new cellphone. And her answer was..."That's it?" Like OMG I didn't ask for tons and tons of pointless shit. And it's true, I've asked for one thing. Because everyone knows that my cellphone blows! I would love to just slam it up against a wall, or run over it with my car. But that's really all I want. And I know I could live without it. But I'm really a cellphone whore. I have to have one at all times. When my broke a few months back, I literally thought the world had ended. It's really a sad and pathetic story.

But anyway. If I were to get soap on a rope come this Christmas, I'd be thrilled. Okay so I lied. But I would still act like I loved it. And then curse you behind your back.

Oh and Bill O'Reilly...HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS!