Golden Arches and Margarita's...

So what's funner then going to McDonald's? Going to McDonald's with your tipsy mother, that's what! Putting her hands in my face while ordering my food, funny. When they ask you what kind of dressing you want with your Chicken Caesar (she called it KayZar) salad, and she responds...Diet Dr. Pepper, fucking hilarious. Dressing mom Dressing. What do they have that's low fat? It's McDonald's...everythings fattening! Talk about spew alert. I'm sure we scared a few of those burger flipping boys.

Since getting my mother home, she's hooked to the TV, watching the Knot's Landing special. She insists that I watch, but in the words of George Sr. "Not gonna do it." Besides I'm tired and work so kicked my ass. And who really wants to stare at Joan Van Ark and wonder how many plastic surgeries she's had. You could have a night time special just on that subject alone. Having scary thoughts...jumping away from this topic.

This is what happens when you Google McDonald's...But it's so true! It's really sad that most children do grow up eating Happy Meals. I mean I know I was bribed into things by getting a Happy Meal in return. Or maybe it was just my mom. Damn...she sure did know how to sucker me into getting my ears pierced. But that's a whole other story.