Get off the road Asshole.

Or should I say assholes?!?! Anywho...

Texas drivers are so not getting me in the mood for Christmas. In the 45 minutes that it took me to drive to work, a drive that should have taken me 25 minutes, I almost got hit three times, by careless drivers that weren't paying attention. I'm sure they were more concerned about snagging some last minute gift, than being safe behind the wheel. Oh let's see how many times this little silver car can dodge a wreck. I'm really not in the mood, try back next week.

So I get off at my exit. I'm still pretty pissed about the red F-150 that has decided it wants to be in my lane. (He got the horn and my finger...lucky bastard) Light is about to turn green, out of no where another truck has decided to park his fat ass in the middle of the intersection, he just can't get to the mall quick enough. Let me repeat, an asshole has blocked an intersection where at least 45 cars are laying on their horns, fingers are being thrown, and I think I heard a few Fuck you's...Maybe that was just me, I was pretty loud. Just when I get to the mall parking lot, another truck decides it's going to try and cut in front of me. Like hell this is happening. I say a few choice words and I'm on my way. Then out of the rear view mirror, I spot the asshole. He's trying to race me. Oh I don't think so. So I gas it. The fucker speeds up. I speed up. I'm literally racing a man in the parking lot for no reason. All because he feels the need to be a complete and total jerk. So I get even with the side of his truck, turn and give him the finger and turn into my parking lot. And all this before a 8 hour shift. I get to work all huffy, but all was good. I was even offered a hug. So sweet. So brave of that poor little soul to ask a bitch like me if I needed or wanted a hug. Actually made me smile.

The rest of the night was pretty funny. This old man that Jimmy and I labeled an old washed up 60's spy, decided that he was going to bolt and just run for no reason. Jimmy's take on the whole thing was absolutely hilarious.

All was good until I got into my car and drove the 25 minutes home. We won't go there.

*Above is an actual picture of a Houston Freeway. And you thought I exaggerated about Texas drivers. Hah!*