Crazy shopping is for Assholes.

Bill O'Reilly has his thing with people waging war on Christmas, well I'm raging war on Christmas shoppers. They are CRAZY. I actually went shopping in Grapevine today. Big mistake! What was I thinking? All hell had literally broken loose at the Grapevine Mills Mall. People rushing in every direction bumping into people. And of course when someone bumped into me, it was my fucking fault. My bad. Let me move my ass just a bit quicker...I really should have been running a marathon. If I had been, it would have so kicked my ass. The whole time I'm thinking, why are these people in such a hurry? The same shit will still be there 5 seconds from now. And if they don't have it at one store, someone's bound to have it. You just have to be patient and not be such an anal jerk.

On a funny note, I witnessed the funniest thing at some store we were in. This obnoxious nazi shopper, ran up past this poor woman who was looking at nothing in particular, she turned and looked at the woman and rudely was like "Well I saw it first", and the woman without missing a beat goes, "Well, I wasn't even looking at that, and wouldn't buy that piece of crap if you made me." The whole time I'm thinking is this really happening? Is this really Christmas? Aren't we supposed to be happy and civil to everyone? I guess not, so fuck you too.

If W wanted to name a real terrorist...he should do his own Christmas shopping.