Give Me Some Sexy...

Today has been unusually good day. I woke up late and I just knew that today was going to be horrible. I hauled ass to get ready, and in return was 3 minutes early to work. You say 3 minutes, like it's no big deal. But to me...that's a miracle. I'm late to just about anything. You name it I make my entrance 10 minutes later. You can bet I'll be late for my own funeral. I think everyone would be a bit disappointed if I beat them to my funeral. So I was proud of myself. Maybe that's the reason I had such an upbeat day. But whatever it was...has left me smiling like the dog to your left.

I was surprised...not one customer pissed me off...They tried, but never succeeded. I just kept smiling. And I guess it did help that people were constantly making me laugh. I just love to laugh...so yes I had a good day. I needed this day. To feel happy once again. To know that there are better days ahead. I just have to sit and relax, and most of all wait. Cause eventually someone or something will be there to help me pick up the crazy pieces of my life.

Anyway, I so need to do some shopping for Christmas. I'm behind...as always. I can tell you now...this smile will fade when I set foot in the mall, cause crazy ass shopping fanatics just piss me off. Last year some guy hit me with his shopping cart. And I stopped, faked an injury and made the sorry ass apologize to me. I called him a Grinch. I don't think he liked that too much. But hey, I got a fake apology out of it! I so hope that someone grabbed the last Ipod before he could snag it. If so...mission accomplished!

I'm like it's Christmas you jerks...Why are people so worried about getting shit for their families that they so don't need? People get so worked up about 23 inch TV's and the new XBox 360 (is that even the name)...they forget the meaning of Christmas and family. 30 years from now, I'm not going to care what I got this year. So stop, slow down, and be with your family. That moment might just be your last.

Smile and be merry. And give me some sexy...